It was a very busy morning at the Rothschild HQ...
All the top bosses of his vast financial empire, who manage a host of Rothschild financed businesses and front companies spanning from the oil you pump into your automobiles (that for some mysterious technological constraints doesn't turn out a couple of dozen kms a gallon! Good for Rothschild linked Standard Oil though as this makes you keep buying his oil!) to the crisp dollars in your bank accounts (that again for some mysterious number game magic math are riddled with multiple holes punched in by all kinds of charges and fees!). The air is laden with a heavy suspense of why this meeting has been called. All they were told was that there'd be a personal meeting with Lord Rothschild in which there will be a very, very important announcement that will be made...
"A very, very important announcement?" This has already made the top bosses of the Rothschild businesses and front companies and Illuminati and Freemason members spend sleepless nights scratching their heads about what this meeting is really going to be. There were some who were worried for their jobs, especially with the recession setting in and there being such less demand for their number crunching abilities elsewhere in the market. As everyone assembled in the hall, all convesations revolved around this one topic..."who's head is going to roll....?"
Moments later, Lord Rothschild arrived. The loud hum of conversations dies down into a silence. Every one stands up to pay their respect to the king of the business empire and revered leader of the Illuminati. He gestures them to be seated and begins his talking in his characteristic soft, smooth, slow voice that has a calculated coldness of a vampire...
"Good morning gentlemen, I invited you all here to share with you a dream - its a dream my distinguished family nurtured meticulously and executed through all means since the time the first Rothschild, our great, great, great, great grandfather set up his small goldsmith shop in Frankfurt and hung our family emblem, the red shield with the hexagram, on the shop and prayed to god so sincerely (read invoke the devil in the basement!). This, my dear gentlemen, has been the dream of the first Rothschild and it will continue to the last Rothschild forever. Its the dream for which every one in our family has worked on down the generations and I'm glad to share with you all that its reaching its fullfilment in my life time...But this dream doesn't stop here...it must grow on...it must grow to fill the whole universe..."
All the assembled guests felt so happy and relieved to hear him begin the talk with an appreciation of their efforts but this bit about filling the universe is something that they couldn't actually bite into clearly.
Mr.Rothschild goes on..."Today we own businesses that virtually dictate the rules even far beyond the domains of our businesses...we hand pick politicians to lead even the most powerful country on earth the United States, create wars and make peace all of which are slow but steady building blocks on the path to a one world government, a new world order, under the leadership of all our brethren, we have changed, through the scheming machinations of our programme as articulated by the scion of Freemasonry Adam Weishapt, the very face of the earth and the fates of those who inhabit this planet...we are the Illuminati, the enlightened ones of this world...(btw does any one wonder why the red rainbow in the Citibank logo connects "I" to "I" whereas logically it should be linking the "C" to the "I" in the word "Citibank? Because that's what the game is all about - it is an Illuminati bank and not a Citi bank as they'd like you to believe. And what by the way is the spelling for "Citi"?).
Now we're at a very defining moment in our history. We are going to expand our interests a lot further..."
His speech was interrupted by a roaring, thunderous applause of self appreciation from the assembled guests. As the roar of praise muffles down, Mr.Rothschild continues his speech..."Yes, we are going to expand our businesses and interests in every direction north, south, east, west and more importantly..."Mr.Rothschild pauses looking at the blank faces staring back at him...and continues..."and more importantly in the one direction that no one has previously explored..."
This part becomes even more confusing for the guests to bite their brains into...some guests couldn't help wondering..."In another direction other than the four directions that there are? Just what is he nonsensing them about?"...Some begin cursing that their high school text books only taught them four direction and if they had known there is a fifth direction, they'd be in a position to beat their colleagues now in being selected by Mr.Rothschild to head the businesses he wants to expand in the fifth direction!
Everyone listens to Mr.Rothschild more intently now as he continues...
"This new direction gentlemen is this..." Mr.Rothschild sticks up the middle finger of his left hand flaunting it at every one.
This was too unexpected for the guests and it makes many of them fall off their chairs in a moment of shock and surprise, some punch the table and burst out laughing, some are utterly dazed not knowing how to react...
While this chaos and confusion reigns in the hall, Mr.Rothschild continues to hold his left hand up with his middle finger pointing up at the ceiling until all the noise gradually dies down in response to the seriousness of his display...
"Yes, gentlemen," Mr.Rothschild announces as he proudly displays his middle finger, "this is the new direction we're going to expand. I know that's very confusing for you but this is already set to happen. We're going to expand our operations into outer space and monopolize the whole universe with our money and businesses."
A dead silence grips the hall as the business bosses experience a sudden system shut down in their minds....!
Mr.Rothschild continues..."I know you find this unbelievable but like I said this is already happening and I have been following the developments and results closely. Last night I received a confidential communication from one of our men sent to do the ground work for inaugurating a Central Bank in Heaven that our effort are going to be a success and very soon all Angels would be provided with bank accounts, debit cards and more importantly credit cards..."
This time around, the reaction in the room turns into a helpless rage and muffled anger..."Is he nuts? has he lost his mind? or is this some kind of a crude joke he's playing on them? just what the heck is this whole meeting about, some think may be its time for them to resign, leave Wall Street and join a budhist monastery in Tibet, they just can't take any more of this...
One of the guests decides to settle this out, so he stands up and poses his question to Mr.Rothschild - "Sir, I'm afraid I'm unable to follow what you just said and I'm sure a lot of my colleagues here also find themselves in the same predicament as I am in. Did you say we are opening a Central Bank in Heaven? My understanding of the Bible isn't very great but I'm reasonably sure that they don't use money in Heaven. If I remember right, I guess it was Jesus who said its possible for a camel to go through a needle's eye but for a rich man to get into Heaven....I'm not sure if I believe in religion but I'm convinced that they don't use money in Heaven and that makes it impossible and even foolish for us to waste our slim resources, especially with this recession hitting us so hard from all the remaining four directions..."he sits down shaking his head in disagreement...
Mr.Rothschild's face turns red with angry distaste at this lack of faith from one of his trusted business leaders.
"Well", he says, "if you're asking for proof, here you go. But all I can tell you is just that no one, absolutely no one including even the presidents of the United States, has ever been able to resist our family's attempts to set up a private central bank in their countries and you very well can conclude to yourself the fate of those who did..."(Mr.Rothschild was implying the fact that Abraham Lincoln, who called the private bankers a den of thieves and refused to ratify the charter to continue the First Bank of the United States which was under Rothschild control was shot dead and the same has been the fate of President Kennedy who followed in Lincoln'd footsteps and refused to ratify the charter to the Rothschilds. Those who do not know history all that well shouldn't also not forget the fact that the Rothschild financed and jewish dominated bolsheviks took control of Russia in the guise of communism and committed the ghastly murder of the entire family of Tsar Alexander II. Discerning minds will always understand that it was a pay back for the Tsar Alexander I's refusal generations earler to support the Rothschilds in setting up a one world government through the facade of the League of Nations after World War I)
So Mr.Rothschild goes on..."And if the powers in Heaven were to refuse to the setting up of a Central Bank in Heaven under our stewardship, they will also meet with the same fate."
The assembled guests begin to feel the need to take Mr.Rothschild more seriously because they all know that what he just boasted was all there for every one to see right at the back of the American dollar bill with the Illuminati pyrimid capped by the all seeing eye and the words in latin ANNUIT COEPTIS meaning Our Enterprise is now a Success. In any case, they all know how intricately connected the Rothschilds family are with the Illuminati doctrine in shaping a new world order and a one world government through the deliberate creation of incessant wars and strife all over the world...
So they begin to listen more intently to Mr.Rothschild as he continues...."I'm glad to announce to you that our efforts to set up branches of our family financed front banks the Citibank in heaven has been a resounding success and here's the proof for all of you see...seeing is believing..."
Saying this as affirmatively as he could Mr.Rothschild turns around in his chair, gets up and walks to the huge TV screen on the wall and switches it on with a remote. As the screen lights up, it displays visuals of all the angels laughing their way to the newly opened citibank branch, some are depositing money, some are having a ball swiping their credit cards while the employees at the customer help desk are busy explaining to the dumb angels all that citibank money can do for them...
A large group of Angels gather around the help desk employee and listen excitedly as he explains to them the power of money...
"Yes, my friends, we're here to help you and set you free from your slavery to God. For millions of years, you served God like slaves but did he ever for once give you a pay that you so well deserve? All that you received was that same old stinking manna for food and nothing else. Now that's going to change. All you have to do is work for us and our businesses and we pay you in dollars, hard cash you see (he holds up a few dollar bills for them to see), all crispy, shiny, greeny dollars with which you can have a blast."
The listening Angels are really excited. One of them asks - "You mean that money is all ours to keep?".
"Absolutely, you bet its all yours!" the help desk employee assures the Angel.
"Which means we can buy whatever we want with that money?" another Angel asks.
"One hundred percent!" confirms the help desk employee. "You can literally buy anything you want like never before. We'll soon be financing setting up of a casino here for you and a night club too so you guys can have a ball." The Angels join hands and lift the help desk man up on their shoulders and start dancing!
But as always, change doesn't come without opposition. Some of the Angels in Heaven are opposed to the idea of setting up a Rothschild run Central Bank in Heaven and also the institution of all other private bank that follow in its wake and more importantly to the use of money because they are loyal to God. There were riots in Heaven every where, a lot of violence, mayhem and destruction but neither party won and there was a dead lock. So a meeting was called by God to decide the matter and Lord Rothschild was also invited to present his case.
Mr.Rothschild switches off the TV at this point and turns around to look at his guests all of whom are completely shell shocked by what they just saw.
"I don't believe this." shouts a guest as he stands up in protest at what was shown on TV. "It takes about seven months to send a rover to mars to take pictures of a barren, dry landscape of the red planet and you want us to believe that we were able to travel as far as Heaven and even open a bank branch? This is ridiculous, you are either out of your mind or we're going to lose our minds if we but stay here a minute longer and listen to all this crap." He sets out to leave the hall and as he approaches the door, a grey alien materializes out of the wall and turns the leaving guest into vapour!
On seeing this sudden development, the remaining guests freeze in their chairs.
Mr.Rothschild continues...."My friends, this wouldn't have happened if you had but faith in what I'm telling you and showing you. I'm sorry this had to happen but I believe I will now have your full faith in me." All the guests stand up and bow to him in reverence.
Mr.Rothschild blesses them all and says "My friends, I'm afraid I may have to leave you all now for some time. I need to go to Heaven and sort out this stalemate between the two groups of Angels with regard to the setting up of a Rothschild run Central Bank in Heaven and I will certainly come back to see you again."
Every one applauds and wishes Mr.Rothschild a successful trip and bon voyage. But there's still confusion in the hall as to how exactly will Mr.Rothschild travel to Heaven.
Mr.Rothschild smiles at them knowingly and waves his hand in the air. Something like a golden chariot of intensely glowing light appears suddenly. Its his time travel plane which was secretly built for him by Nasa!
Every one applauds as he gets into his golden chariot of light and waves them good bye! Suddenly there's a blinding glow of light and the golden chariot disappears.
All the guests collapse back into their chairs in disbelief. They exchange hard pinches with each other to confirm if they're awake or dreaming.
A sweet looking secretary comes in to announce to them that its going to take a few minutes for Mr.Rothschild to reach heaven and they can use that time for a quick refreshing with drinks and that they can come back to watch on the TV what happens in the assembly in Heaven when Mr.Rothschild meets God and the angels.
After a quick break, every one assembles back in the hall eagerly looking at the TV to light up again...
After what seems like an endless five minutes or so, the TV screen lights up again.
Now the visual shows Mr.Rothschild getting down his chariot of light and walking into the great assembly of Angels in Heaven and waving to the cheering group of angels that support him while the other party of angels that do not approve this money based system boo him.
Mr.Rothschild walks up the steps that lead to the throne of God to shake hands with God Almighty.
God gets up from His throne to receive Mr.Rothschild, shakes hands with him and gestures him to be seated on another throne set beside to receive Mr.Rothschild. God the father is a very graceful looking old man with a long, white beard and long white hair!
God begins with "I'm so glad you accepted my invitation to come here and help sort out this dead-lock Mr......err...I'm sorry but what did I hear your name is..."
"Rothschild Sir, my name is Rothschild and I'm also glad to be here." Mr.Rothschild replies.
God is surprised at what he heard so he asks Did you say your family name is Rothschild?" he asks inquisitevely. That’s interesting because I heard it means a red shield in german…and oh yea I also heard that's the emblem, albeit in a different blue color that your family used on the flag of my country Israel after your family formed it through creating the first and second world wars on the planet earth that I created...?"
"Yes, sir you were indeed right." Mr.Rothschild answers with a glowing pride that he fights to control! "That's our family name and emblem and we have used the same star calling it as the star of David on the flag of Israel, your chosen country on earth….we could do that since we’re the wealthiest living jewish family on earth for generations and present day Israel was created with our political intrigue and propped up with the finances of gullible American tax payer money, which is again an indication of the control we exercise on a country which believes in you…"
"Oh, that's very interesing...." answers God as he draws on His long bird with his hand seemingly lost in deep thought and also a bit of a confusion as to how powerful the Rothschild family must be on earth...
But the emotionally charged angels in Heaven who oppose the setting up of a Rothschild Central Bank in Heaven and all other private banks and the introduction of money couldn't keep such a cool head as God so they start screaming...
"Liar, liar, he isn't a jew, he's descended from those nasty Kazars who converted to Judaism in the middle ages. He belongs to a band of false jews who are all money changers and blood sucking leeches responsible for all wars on earth and they make money financing both sides in all wars and they have blood on their hands..." (These angels have in their minds the latest phoney war on terrorism started with the downing of the twin towers on 9/11 and successful branding of all muslims as terrorists and they know that there are many on earth who know the truth and the war in Iraq was all for oil)
"Crucify him" shouts one of the angels.
"Yes, crucify him" another one screams,
"This banker belongs to a people who call themselves jews but are not, they are the synagogue of satan and the star on their flag is not the star of David, David never used any star on his flag, its the star of their god remphan, the star of molech and chiun, the evil spirits of the underworld that these Ashkanazi jews worship with sacrificing infants. If anyone has any doubts about this, I can show you proof."
He waves his hands and a laptop computer materializes. He logs on to a site called YouTube and types in "Bohemian grove" and it brings up a host of videos showing how leaders of the world including powerful politicians, bankers and industry heads assemble once a year in the Bohemian Grove in California and worship a 50 feet high stone owl and offer child sacrifices to it. He also shows them how the logos of numerous companies on earth sport symbology of the Illuminati and the free masons.
"Its even here on this laptop if you care to see." he points his finger at the Intel logo with what seems like a sepent coiling around the word "Intel" - "All done very subtley. This is not Pentium folks, this stands for Serpentium and that's the reason you see something like a serpent coiling around the word Intel. And its this blood money that these gang of blood thirsty Ashkanazi jews make through huge corporates that bow to their financing power that they now want to bring to Heaven to defile us. Don't fall for it because if you do, then we will also end up like our helpless and poor earthlings."
Crucify him the angel screams as others also rally behind him in support.
God stands up to ask every one to be patient and silent and allow Mr.Rothschild to make his point and they can all decide amicably.
God invites Mr.Rothschild to the podium to explain why he wants to introduce money into Heaven.
Mr.Rothschild gets up from his chair and walks to the podium.
"My dear Angels" he begins. "I understand your opposition to the introduction of money in Heaven. But allow me to say just one thing, just imagine what would happen to all of you if by some misforture your God were to die some day? Aren't you entitled for a personal wealth with which you can settle down some place in the universe and start your own business and be happy?"
This is too much to hear for the angels so they shout out loud..."Blasphemor, crucify him." Some of them rend their robes and beat their chests at what they just heard and say "Our God is eternal you fool, He never dies, He is unchanging and there is no shadow of turning with Him, He is the Alpha and the Omega."
Mr.Rothschild confronts this opposition with a well calculated rebuff.
"Well," he says softly. "If your God is eternal why then does He need a son to rule in His place? What is Jesus for? I'm afraid you angels haven't been told the entire truth about what's actually going on in Heaven without your knowledge and its about time you take your destiny into your own hands and that's where our money comes in. From now onwards, you get paid for everything you do."
The dissenting Angels begin talking among themselves and after a while of intense debate, a large body of angels decamp en masse to the side of the angels that support Mr.Rothschild.
As the chaos continues, God stands up to create order.
"Enough", he screams. He looks at Mr.Rothschild and says, "Mr.Rothschild I believe its now time for you and your club of jewish financiers to prove your true jewish credentials and also the sincerity of your banking interests. Then we can decide if you can be given the right to open a Central Bank in Heaven and all other private banks or not."
So the book of life was brought in and opened to see if Mr.Rothschild's name is on it and if he is of true jewish lineage. But behind the scenes, Mr.Rothschild's Illuminati agents have already bought off the book of life maintenance department and got them to include Mr.Rothschild's name in it and remove the name of Jesus. The whole assembly is flabbergasted at not finding the name of Jesus Himself in the book of life!
"This is outrageous," screams God. "This can never be." He starts to shake and grip His chest with His hand in a moment of deep shcok.
"How can the name of my only begotten son who gave His life on the cross
not be in the book of Life? Something has gone terribly wrong some where." So God decides to adjourn the meeting until a thorough investigation is made.
I disagree, screams Mr.Rothschild. What you see is what you get and if the name of your son is not in the book of life, then He cannot make the rules to decide if wealthy people or money can be allowed into Heaven or not.
"You impudent rascal," screams God. "How dare you come into my Heaven and disagree with Me. I will teach you something you will never forget for the rest of eternity." Saying this God commands the arch angels standing on both sides of His throne to arrest Mr.Rothschild and bind him in chains and throw him into outer darkness where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth.
But surprisingly the arch angels stand still in defiance. (They have already been bought off by the Illuminati with promises of high paying jobs!) One of them walks over and forces God Almighty away from His throne.
Its the proudest moment of Mr.Rothschild's life. He can now go and ascend the very throne of God - He thinks to Himself "I am Lucifer, the son of the morning and I can lift my throne above the stars of God and now is my time..."
So Mr.Rothschild walks up victoriously to sit on the throne of God...he's walking....walking slowly...he's close to the throne...all that's left now is to sit on the throne. Mr.Rothschild is so excited that he has already become very dreamy with how comfortable it would be to put his butt on the throne of God for the rest of all eternity.
As he begins to get even more dreamier thinking about this with a wide grin on his face, a burning sensation lands on his butt with intense force...
Mr.Rothschild springs up and looks back to see what happened...there's no throne and its all dark and all he could make out see was a bed and a pillow...the bed on which he was sleeping and dreaming about all this...! There are no angels, no assembly in Heaven and no throne of God on which he was about to sit, it was all but one stupid dream:-)!
"Shit,"he exclaims, "was this all just a dream, how stupid but hey hold on, if this were all just a dream how come my butt is still burning with pain...?
Exactly at this moment another lash from a long whip lands on his body making him writhe in pain...
He stumbles around on the bed and manages to switch on the light to see what's happening and as the light comes on, he sees a strange looking man astride a buffalo holding a long whip.
A buffalo in my bed room? This is the craziest moment of Mr.Rothschild's life, first it was all a dream which he could some how swallow but now there's this strange looking man on a buffalo and they're right there staring at him in his bedroom!!
"What's all this?" he screams "And how did you two it get here, where are the guards?"
The man on the buffalo introduces himself. I'm Yama, the Indian god of death and I have come to take your soul for judgement.
"I don't accept this," protests Mr.Rothschild. "I don't know any Yama, I'm a jew and i don't believe in Indian gods. If I'm dead tonight, i insist on my right to be judged the good old jewish way."
Yama laughs out loud and says "You fool. If you didn't know, oursourcing is the in thing even among the gods and I have come to collect the debt for the sins of evil bankers like you for whom the lives and liberties of individuals on earth do not count for anything other than the dollars you can count on their dead bodies. You sinned and sin is a due you pay with your death and I have come for debt collection. Death and judgement are now outsourced to Indian gods!"
Yama lands another crippling lash on Mr.Rothschild's soul and ties it down for dragging all the way to hell...:-)!
And as they descend into the pits of hell, Mr.Rothschild could see the souls of all other jewish private bankers for whom money is an end in itself...
The buffaloe carrying Yama couldn't help bursting out laughing.....:-)!
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